getting admission in San Fransisco State University

George just finished his schooling from San Fransisco. He decided to get admission in San Fransisco State University, so one fine morning he decided to fill up the form to get admission. He told his parents that he would be back by evening.

3 days passed since he left from home, his parents were worried. Then came the call, it was George, his parents inquired about his whereabouts, so George replied "Don't worry, I am here at Washington DC filling up the form, as the form said (Fill in capital only), don't worry I will be back in 2days!!!!"

Punjab Police

shock of a lifetime!

A biker was riding when he saw a girl about to jump from a bridge, so he stops and asks "what are you doing?"

girl replies "I'm going to commit a suicide!"

Boy asks "well, before jumping can you give me a kiss?"

so, she kisses him.

boy replies "wow, that's the best kiss I have ever had, why are you commiting suicide?"

girl replies "My parents don't like me dressing like a girl!"

The biker jumps off the bridge!! :-D

at exam hall!

Examiner to student "why are you under tension? Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?"

student replies "No Sir! By mistake i have brought tomorrow's exam note (Cheating material) today!"

by: arjun

Fact of beggars

Beggar: sir please give me 5 rupees! i need to eat, i haven't eaten since days!!!

Guy: well, I don't have change I've got a 100 rupees note, do you have change?

Beggar: yes sir, I have 95 rupees with me!

Guy: Use those money first then come to ask for more!!

At an African safari

In an african safari;
A Lion suddenly bounced on santa's wife.

She screamed: "shoot him! shoot him!"

Santa: yes yes. I'm changing the battery of my camera

sender: shekhar

India, God's own country!