Joke on facebook

Dear Facebook
Every time I add a girl to my friend list you ask me
"Do you know her?"

Is she your sister..???
just mind your own Business...what problem do you have if i get a girl-friend?

Husband wife fight

Afghanistan army's missile launcher!

Son's birthday

Dad to son: what do you want on your birthday?

Son: Nothing much, just a music system and a sports car surrounding it!

the most dangerous alphabet!

Which is the most dangerous alphabet?

" W "
because all worries start with " W"
Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
War!
Wine!
Whisky!
Woman
and finally
WIFE!

Stock market joke

BSE -->Bombay se exit
NSE --> nation se exit
F/O --> future over
NIFTY --> no income for this year
BTS --> buy today suicide tomorrow

Santa teaches his teacher in class

Teacher asks a  question to santa : If Banta borrows 1000 rupees from you at simple interest of 10% per month for 6 months, How much money would Banta return to you after 6months?

Santa replies: 0 rupees madam

Teacher: you don't know Maths!! shame on you.

Santa: you don't know Banta!! shame on you.