conspiracy against pakistan!

Manmohan and Obama are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Obama and Manmohan?" .

The barman says "Yes, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says,"Hello, what are u guys doing?"
Obama says, "We're planning world war 3"
Guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Manmohan says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!

" Manmohan turns to Bush and says, " See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"

Muslim Culture Meets German Engineering

two strangers on a train!

Two strangers, A man and a woman were assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Initially uneasy over sharing a room, they were tired and they slept, He in the upper birth and she in the lower birth.
At 1 AM, the man leans over and gently wakes the women and says "mam I am sorry to bother you, but will you please reach into the second closet to get me a second blanket?, I am awfully cold."
woman replies "I have a better idea, just for tonight let us pretend we are married."
"woow!, that's a fantastic idea." man exclaimed with a huge smile on his face.
She replies "Now get your own damn blanket!"

Santa buys a radio!

Santa brought a radio from a shopkeeper! 

Next day he goes back to the shop, Angry!!

Santa: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold you a good radio.
Santa: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

Santa as a museum guide!

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa(museum guide): An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa(museum guide): That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

sania-shoaib wedding

Airline company's new scheme!

An Airline company launched a scheme where a husband can take his wife for free on a Business trip.

After huge success of the scheme, the airline company sent letters to all wives asking about their experience and feedback!

to which 99% of wives replied "which trip?, when?, what scheme?"