Saturday, 30 July 2011

santa and banta in the battlefield

During a war!

Santa wore a mosquito net instead of a bulletproof vest!

so Banta was shoked and asked him..."why did u wear a mosquito net instead of a Bulletproof vest?"

Santa replies "even a small mosquito can't make its way through this net!! then how can a big bullet make its way!!! "

by: kunal

Friday, 29 July 2011

Boeing 747 crashes!

Did you hear about the 747 jets which Crashed into a cemetery in Karachi?
The Pakistani officials have so far Recovered 3000 bodies.

Tuesday, 26 July 2011

How to deal with a policeman!

It was a bright and sunny morning when Santa was on his way to office on his scooter.
Banta(policeman) traveling on his bicycle stopped him and said "switch off the headlight of your scooter, when there is so much of light around us, why are you keeping it on?"

Santa was irritated by this, he politely obeyed and turned headlight of his scooter off, then he got down his scooter and went near Banta's cycle, he opened the valves of the cycle tires and both tires were flat. He told Banta "When there is so much of air around us why are you storing it?"

Tuesday, 19 July 2011

Manmohan Singham


guess what: even Ajay devgan uploaded this on his twitter :D