Don't say you don't have enough time
you have exactly the same number of hours that were given to the world's greatest people!
make the most of it!

sender: jack

boy: nice dress
girl: thanx
boy: nice lipstick
girl thanx
boy: nice make-up
girl: thank you bhaiya!
boy: kamal hai1 phir bhi buri lag rahi ho!

sender: milan

Husband: I have a problem at the office.
Wife: Darling after marriage never say I have a problem, say we have a problem.
Husband: As you say, We are having a baby with my secretary.
sender: shekher
 

Mr. Obama was having tea with Dr. Kalam
Obama: Sugar is the only word in which 'S' is pronounced as 'SH'
Dr. Kalam: Are you Sure?

son asked his father for a bike
father: why did god give you two legs?
son: simple dad, one to change gear and other to brake

sender: Milan

we should always do our best efforts.
but whatever god decides for us, we should accept that result with open arms.
because he decides best for us.

sender: Jack