A brain tumor patient with end-stage disease was informed that he needed an immediate brain transplant operation. The surgeon told him, "You can have an Indian brain for $10,000 dollars or an Americans for $25,000 dollars or I can give you 10 gms. of a Paki's brain for $100,000 dollars." The patient asked,"Why is the Paki's brain so much more expensive than the others?" "Well," replied the surgeon, "we have to go through a lot of Pakistanis to find 10 gms of brain."
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